[0-2s] A blonde/orange cat naps on the couch. The robot vacuum bumps into the couch leg. The cat looks down. Annoyed.
[2-4s] The cat drops a paw and pushes the vacuum away. It spins, recalculates, comes right back. Bumps the couch again.
[4-6s] The cat jumps down. Sits directly on top of it. The vacuum tries to move. Can't. Wheels spinning. Going nowhere.
[6-8s] The vacuum reverses hard. The cat slides off the back. Lands on its butt. Dignity gone.
[8-10s] The cat chases it. The vacuum dodges around a chair leg. Then another. The cat crashes into the chair.
[10-12s] The cat sits in the corner licking its paw pretending nothing happened. The vacuum bumps into it one more time. On purpose.
The cat stalks the vacuum across the room. Low. Predator mode. The vacuum is heading for the kitchen.
In the kitchen, vacuum wants to get on the dock and cat knows it. The cat jumps down. Sits right in front of the dock.
The vacuum tries left. The cat slides left. Tries right. The cat slides right. No way through.
a woman enters the kitchen and says "oh dear, it's running out of battery" and asks the cat to "get out of the way" so vacuum can enter dock. she places the vacuum and says "let him do his job"
Click. The vacuum docks. Light turns green. The cat looks at it with anger and throws a paw, the vacuum responds with a beep.
[0-2 秒] 一只橘猫在沙发上打盹。扫地机器人撞到了沙发腿。猫咪低头看了一眼,显得很烦躁。
[2-4 秒] 猫咪伸出一只爪子把扫地机器人推开。机器人旋转、重新规划路径,又转了回来。再次撞上沙发。
[4-6 秒] 猫咪跳下沙发,直接坐在了机器人上面。机器人试图移动,但动弹不得。轮子空转,原地打转。
[6-8 秒] 机器人猛地后退。猫咪从后面滑了下来,屁股着地。尊严全无。
[8-10 秒] 猫咪开始追逐机器人。机器人绕过一把椅子的腿,又绕过另一把。猫咪一头撞在了椅子上。
[10-12 秒] 猫咪坐在角落里舔着爪子,假装什么都没发生。机器人又撞了它一下。故意的。
猫咪在房间里跟踪着扫地机器人。压低身体,进入捕猎模式。机器人正朝厨房走去。
在厨房里,机器人想要回到充电座,而猫咪看穿了它的意图。猫咪跳下来,直接坐在充电座正前方。
机器人试图向左走,猫咪就向左滑;试图向右走,猫咪就向右滑。完全过不去。
一位女士走进厨房说:“噢天哪,它快没电了”,并让猫咪“让开”,好让机器人回到充电座。她把机器人放好并说道:“让他完成他的工作”。
咔哒一声。机器人成功对接。指示灯变绿。猫咪愤怒地盯着它并挥了一爪子,机器人发出“哔”的一声作为回应。
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