GAINS — Hamster Gym Bro A tiny golden hamster with disproportionately muscular arms, wearing a microscopic tank top that says "NO DAYS OFF," stands in front of a full sized human gym mirror doing bicep poses. A water bottle the size of his body sits beside him. High budget 3D animation, Pixar quality.
[0s–1.5s] Interior of a high end gym. Normal humans work out in the background. Camera slowly lowers to ground level where a hamster stands on a tiny platform in front of the mirror, flexing intensely.
[1.5s–3s] He waddles to the dumbbell rack. Grabs a full sized 1kg dumbbell. It's twenty times his size. He deadlifts it, face turning red, cheeks puffing out, tiny legs shaking. He gets it an inch off the ground. Drops it. Acts casual.
[3s–5s] He climbs onto a treadmill. Hits the start button. It launches him off the back like a cannon. He tumbles across the floor, pops up immediately, walks back, and turns the speed down. Looks around to see if anyone noticed.
[5s–7s] He tries the bench press. Uses two pencils as his barbell with erasers as weights. He presses it up, grunting dramatically. His spotter, a hamster half his size with glasses, holds one finger under the bar pretending to help.
[7s–9s] He spots a human woman doing yoga. He rolls out a tiny mat next to her and attempts downward dog. His round body just creates a small furry lump. He holds it with fierce determination. Shaking.
[9s–11s] Smoothie bar. He sits on the counter, orders a protein shake. The blender is bigger than his apartment. The shake comes in a thimble. He chugs it, slams the thimble down, wipes his mouth, and lets out a tiny belch that echoes.
[11s–13s] He stands in the locker room doorway for the dramatic exit. Puts in tiny earbuds. His workout playlist starts. He slow motion walks toward the camera, an imaginary wind blowing his fur.
[13s–15s] Wide shot of the gym parking lot. He walks toward a toy car, presses a key fob, the headlights flash. He climbs in, revs the engine, and peels out. The car is a hot pink Barbie jeep. He doesn't care.
Cut to black. 3D animated, Pixar quality, hamster bodybuilder, gym comedy, miniature slapstick, cinematic lighting, 4K.
增肌 — 仓鼠健身哥 一只小小的金色仓鼠,手臂肌肉发达得不成比例,穿着一件印有“NO DAYS OFF”(全年无休)字样的迷你背心,站在一面真人大小的健身房镜子前,摆出秀二头肌的姿势。一个和他身体一样大的水壶放在他旁边。高成本 3D 动画,皮克斯品质。
[0s–1.5s] 高端健身房内部。背景里,正常体型的人们正在锻炼。镜头缓缓下降到地面,一只仓鼠站在镜子前的一个小平台上,用力地展示着肌肉。
[1.5s–3s] 他摇摇晃晃地走到哑铃架旁。抓起一个真人大小的 1 公斤哑铃。这哑铃有他身体的二十倍大。他硬拉起哑铃,脸涨得通红,两颊鼓起,小短腿颤抖着。他只把它抬离地面一英寸。然后掉了下来。他装作若无其事。
[3s–5s] 他爬上跑步机。按下启动按钮。跑步机立刻把他像炮弹一样弹了出去。他翻滚着摔到地上,立刻爬起来,走回去,调低了速度。他环顾四周,看有没有人注意到。
[5s–7s] 他尝试卧推。他用两支铅笔做杠铃杆,橡皮擦做杠铃片。他用力向上推举,戏剧性地哼哼着。他的保护员,一只戴眼镜、体型只有他一半大的仓鼠,用一根手指托在杠铃杆下方,假装帮忙。
[7s–9s] 他看到一位人类女性正在做瑜伽。他在她旁边铺开一张迷你垫子,尝试做下犬式。他圆滚滚的身体只是形成了一小团毛茸茸的肉球。他带着坚定的决心保持着这个姿势。身体颤抖着。
[9s–11s] 冰沙吧台。他坐在吧台上,点了一份蛋白奶昔。搅拌机比他的公寓还大。奶昔装在一个顶针里。他一口气喝完,把顶针重重地放下,擦了擦嘴,然后打了一个回荡着的小嗝。
[11s–13s] 他站在更衣室门口,准备戏剧性地离开。戴上迷你耳机。他的健身歌单开始播放。他慢动作走向镜头,仿佛有想象中的风吹拂着他的毛发。
[13s–15s] 健身房停车场的一个广角镜头。他走向一辆玩具车,按下车钥匙,车头灯闪烁。他爬进去,发动引擎,然后疾驰而去。这辆车是一辆亮粉色的芭比吉普车。他毫不在意。
画面渐黑。3D 动画,皮克斯品质,仓鼠健美运动员,健身房喜剧,迷你闹剧,电影级灯光,4K。
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